Nasty Dan Johnny Cash (Intro) C C/G C/A C/B (Verse 1) C C/D C/E F Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew G G7 C He'd stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through C C/D C/E F He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh G G7 C He'd growl and yell and I heard tell that he never took a bath (Chorus) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - F C G G7 C Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan (Verse 2) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C C/D C/E F Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long G G7 C He'd go where he could he'd try real good to make things go wrong C C/D C/E F He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall G G7 C And the only words that he ever said were I don't like you at all (Chorus) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - F C G G7 C Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan (Bridge) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C Now a real interestin' thing that I want you to know about is this here C because its the most important thing, it concerns a girl, and things like that (Verse 3) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C C/G C/A C/B C F Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow G C She said you're like me, rotten as can be let's get married now C C/D C/E F So they went and they did and had a nasty kid and I must confess G7 * G7 G7 That Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now and he doesn't bother anybody G7 G7 G7 Anymore 'cause he just lives in his nasty ol' house G7 G7 G G/A G/B C With his nasty ol' wife and his nasty kid in nasty happ -i - ness C C/D C/E F C C/B C/A G G7 C Nas-ty Dan he's a nasty man hard to un - der stand that Nasty Dan (End)