If I Had A Boat   -  Lyle Lovett

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 And if I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
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 And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
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 And we could all together....... Go out on the ocean
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    I said, me upon my pony on my boat
    
    
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  If I were Roy Rogers... I'd sure enough be single
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  I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
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  It'd just be me and Trigger... we'd go ridin' through them movies
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  Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail        
  
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 And if I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
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 And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
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 And we could all together....... Go out on the ocean
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    I said, me upon my pony on my boat
    

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  Now the mystery masked man was smart... he got himself a Tonto
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  'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free...  But 
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 Tonto he was smarter... 
   
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and one day said kemo sabe      Kiss my ass I bought a boat, I'm 
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going out to sea

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 And if I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
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 And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
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 And we could all together....... Go out on the ocean
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    I said, me upon my pony on my boat
 
 
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  And if I were like lightning... I wouldn't need no sneakers
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  Well I'd come and go whenever I would please
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  And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree... and I'd scare 'em 
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by the light pole  
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  But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
  
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     A    E/G#  E           A      E/G#   E
 And if I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
      A   E/G#  E           C#m            B
 And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
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 And we could all together....... Go out on the ocean
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    I said, me upon my pony on my boat
    
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    I said, me upon my pony on my boat    
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